OK! today We are having a special on.... PILFERER QUOTES! *cheeres* along with [insert gasping noises here] pirate, merauder, theif, bandit, and other strange tests here. MWAHAHA! now to begin!... I also have a list of other words for a pilferer ^^ these will be marked off as each member gets one of them as a name.
Quotes:
1) " wit has always an answer ready"... this is very important for a pilferer to remember... SO REMEMBER IT!.
2)"words may be deeds." for example. telling someone to do something is the same thing as leading some one to doing something... understand?
3)"please all and you will please none." remember this when your parents say that your bedroom isn't clean enough.
4) "wealth unused might as well not exist." rember this when you steal...er. I mean... get money. ^^;;
5) "cunning often outwits it's self." this is also important... it's basicly saying that lies aren't always the best things to use as a pilferer even...
6)"little by little does the trick." this is just an all out good thing to remember in any situation." ^^
7)"united we stand, devided we fall." remember, it is not allways a good thing to work alone on candy raid...er... a project I mean.
8)"a liar will not be believed even when he speaks the truth." in other words try your hardest to do bad things without lieing.
9) "it is easy to despise what you can not get." .... well in our case if you can't get what you want then you shouldn't be here...... [insert question mark here]
10)"we can easily represent things as we wish them to be." this is a good way to look at things when your trying to not lie but nmot get in trouble at the same time.
11) "I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might even think of it as... therapy."....... what this has to do with pilferers is beyond me.... *blink*
Tests/quizes:
1)
Are you worthy enough to be a pirate?
2)
are you a pirate?
3)
Are You A Pirate?
4)
are you a pirate or a landlubber? (based on POTC)
5)
would you be a good theif?
name selection for pilferer members:
theif
filcher
purloiner
crook
cribber
rifler
shoplifter
kleptomaniac
embezzler
peculator
defalcator
pickpocket
cutpurse
dip
plagiarist
pirate
burglar
housebreaker
picklock
sneak
yegg
safebreaker
safecracker
cracksman
raffles
robber
bandit
brigand
bravo
footpad
highwayman
hijacker
ladrone
latron
rustler
plunderer
pillager
depredator
despoiler
spoiler
looter
swindler
sharper
forger
counterfeiter
racketeer
shakedown
extortioner
blackmailer
corsair
viking
buccaneer
privateer
filibuster
freebooter
picaroon
rover
sea rover
black flag
blackjack
jolly roger
roger
theft
stealing
filchery
abstruction
misappropriation
peculation
defalcation
appropriation
ravishment
pelf
palm
cabage
pinch
bilk
GUACAMOLI! YO!...... ok I have another thing to say on here since I still have a couple hours before I leave *dun dun dun* anyway. I read an article that my parents had found from a reliable sorce on the internet. It's funny so read it ^ ^.
a bunch of anti-american demonstrators got together to create signs and well... demonstrate against america. Well none of them knew how to read or write in English so they went to a retires army sergeant and asked him to translate their signs for them. Well little did they know that the sargeant was actualy from the US army .. so he translated the figns for them, yes he did it... anyway. The next day the people where in a mad mob on the street marching and protesting Americans with signs that they couldn't read.,.. Though they did say "we are idiots." and "bomb us next" along with "please kick our asses." And yes this was a true story from a reliable sorce, so says my parents. ^ ^
I will post all news tomorrow...er... some time this week ^^.... btw please vote on weather or not the pilferers should have their own language. E-mail me your vote at elliizedzedeegre@aol.com....... thank you..... p.s. my name is either World Ruling Cow, or Toast.... to anyone whom I have not met yet ^^
